Roller Race January 24th

http://images.google.com/images?q=%22random+girl+from+new+orleans%22

results? pictures? i want them now.

HUH??!

http://tinyurl.com/239gba

http://www.usacycling.org/news/user/story.php?id=3399

http://vanderkittenliz.blogspot.com/

They only test for estrocock.
Have fun!!!

I've been using a supplement called andropenis and I'm wondering if they test for it at these roller races?

Vanderlay Vanderkitten
Hatcher Hatch
"They're real and ?
and they're
spectacular"

Can some one test me? or at least freastc me down?
I've been a bad boy

Yes, I am testing them with my portable blood-testing mobile.

will the winners be tested?

I guess we can call it Fernando's "crankin Luther king Jr. fest"

me thinks the roller racing events are calender'd to close together. One in Nov. and one on Valentines day should be the dates IMO. Cranksgiving & Lovecranks - Whats up with roller racing in the middle of base building Jan?

they were coming to roller races
we showed floyd last year
what it's all about

more from cyclingnews on the Rock Racing fiasco

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=features/2008/rock_racing_bikes08

Thats too bad. That Q&A link really shines a light on that guy. I guess he really isnt the cycling second chance saint after all. Franke dodged a big time bullet!

What a d-bag!

but Ball's manic, almost psychotic rhetoric regarding the bailing of equipment sponsors suggesting he'll buy the companies and build better products for the team.

http://www.velonews.com/news/fea/13787.0.html

Michael Ball told his riders "win or you're fired."

A rider from that team?

I agree that riders that serve out their complete suspension should be given a second opportunity. You'll have to identify this "positive tested rider". Rumor spreading isnt exactly a warm bag of puppies for the sport either. That said, win or your're fired does suck. Is that behavior public knowledge? Do you know of a rider that had such an experience?
Do tell.

He encourages the worst behavior in the sport that is threatening to ruin it.

Newsflash...Riders that serve their suspension should be given an opportunity to return to racing. It sucks that they resorted to such measures in the first place but to have the "never comeback attitude" isnt what this sport is about. There are many examples or riders that returned successfully. Many that made the Grand Tours fun to watch despite thier past. Bottom line is real sponsors dont cut and run, they support and do what they can to make it clean; or maybe cleaner than before they became involved with the sport to begin with. I'm sure I'll take heat for my position but thats how I feel.
Lets face it, Tyler's basically an old fart now so why not watch let'em race? Maybe he'll own up to his mistakes in the past "on national television" behind the scenes at a race or something. I'd be interested to hear his take on his career in the wake of whats gone on these past few years.

Michael Ball sucks. His attitude of win at all cost in anything sucks. His hiring dopers sucks. And when the story breaks on one of his top riders from last year, he'll be on his begging to get into races. He encourages the worst behavior in the sport that is threatening to ruin it. He shows no conscience. HED and Andreu were smart to jump. It's the worst thing that Floyd can do if he wants to maintain any integrity.

I love Michael Ball's reaction to the HED, and equipment fall-out. You gotta hand it to the guy; with enthusiasm like that how could you not want to work with'em.

Would have loved to race Nelman. Was even willing to pay his entry.... Can't make the 24th... Sorry NY...

article with Michael Ball of Rock Racing. He hires another doper and rips equipment sponsors for bailing.

http://www.velonews.com/news/fea/13879.0.html

The T-Town fellas will be making the trip to NYC again, prepare yourselves to defnd New York's honor.

1/24 not a good date for me. I would love to represent NYC. I want Nelman... He knows who this is. I want to wipe that smerk off of his PA/ NJ face...

If every Kissena ever, came,
would it be T-town express outa town?

A kissena boy gives his rollers
for CRCA boys to play
He says bring it on

T-Town Express Vs. Kissena boys

Jersey...or I'll threaten to race again. How's that? Schmalz can't get enough waivers to cover my 'crashiness'

You can bring your wives, how many do you have?

can we bring our wives?

Be nice to our out of state guests, at least they raced...

Jersey pussies. Just stay home.

That's how we roll here in NYC. We don't go for that suburban sprawl nonsense. In your face-- that's how it's done.

Only riders on the stage correct? We traveled in from NJ last time to race and people were just to close to the riders.

Anyone know where I can get some?

can juniors go to this again? last time was pretty epic.

...i recently met the lovely miss hatch & while we can all agree she's a very attractive woman, i also found her to be an extremely NICE woman...

...so you dirtbags better be on yer BEST behavior...think ya can handle that ?...

...remember, she's fairly new to the cycling game but she's already better at it than most a' you guys...

...just sayin'...

Yep, just don't shift. Alan will do a rollout to make sure you're in the right gear.

Can riders compete with their normal bikes and not switch gears?

what's the format of the races? fastest kilo or something?

Chicks on bikes are cool!

Does Mrs. Schmalz know about this?

Is Colette going to participate??

how about rollers ON the bar

bonus feature is likelihood of broken neck if you fall...could make it more exciting

How many local womens teams will show up to defend their turf? I'm guessing none. Cmdy Cntrl, will probably be a no show. Maybe Schmalz can race with a CC kit since he is the womens sprint champ. What about Cadence womens? Or Metro?

whats the door prize?

Has a raised platfrom stage and a circular bar - should be better viewing experience.

are we going to be able to see the action this time around-last venue sucked

i'll have some extra d-bag on the side, thanks

Substitute Liz Hatch for any 20something chick and that's no different than any other UES frathole every Thurs-Fri-Sat.

150 dudes holding pacificos staring at poor liz hatch

wow my backyard. sounds fun

ewww boobs