it's like Reagan-era Doonesbury...just when you think the cheese is off the cracker...blam-o....Shen and Schmlaz put a dagger in the ground and dare ya to pick it up....
...sorry to interrupt your little nyc wheel-suck love-fest but hey dammit, there's a new toto here !!!...
...& as much as i can appreciate levi, the "bottle" nick-name is bloody hilarious...poor baby...
...anyway, in a couple a' days, 'bottle', 'ouch', c-horny, sniffer, primo donna & the full cast will come pedallin' past my door & it's gotta be a barn burner w/ this years crew...
Look at his results. It's not like he is winning every race. He has raced in some big races and those results are wieghted pretty high. It looks like Battenkill was his only top 5. Give the guy a break and a pat on the back. Congrat's on the ranking Rich.
Richards is getting blasted for being a sandbagger and he hasn't even raced in '09 yet. I aspire to be called a sandbagger. I'd wear it as a badge of honor - get a wristband, put it on my kit, tattoo it on my cat.
Isn't that entire program a pyramid scheme? I heard Alex Ostroy has disappeared and was last seen boarding a plane with two cloth duffle bags adorned with dollar signs.
Oh man am I getting old.
this is the first time I hear this expression
Thanks TOTO I learn a new world today.
Now I feel like the day was not a waste and its only 8:30am
cheers
MQ
EMAIL
PRINT
Subscribe
Comments
Add a commentit's like Reagan-era Doonesbury...just when you think the cheese is off the cracker...blam-o....Shen and Schmlaz put a dagger in the ground and dare ya to pick it up....
brakeless hipsters vs. dungeons & dragons crew vs. the a/v geeks....it's a real west side story....
what's next, a rumble at floyd bennett field?
Anybody recognize this guy:
http://alliwannadoisbicycle.blogspot.com/2008/07/taint-talk-with-cjia.html
?
He must be an international traveler. CJIA apparently means Central Japan Internation Airport.
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CJIA
Richards will win the Red Hook Crit.
Hipsters is like the A/V Club throwing down with Dungeons and Dragons geeks....
And Richards is a sandbagger....
your an idiot.
Mensa provides a forum for intellectual exchange among members. Kind of like NYvelocity.
I see they weren't able to secure MENSA as a sponsor.
they made it brakeless to keep the pussies out.
Sounds dangerous
or bring it in your Lexus with the carbon wheels tucked safely into their wheel bags.
you should ride your road bike to kissena and strap the track bike to your back
so anyone who rides their track bike on the street to the kissena velodrome to race is a d-bag?
anyone riding a track bike on the street is a douchebag, i don't think being a hipster enters into it
http://www.cyclingnews.com/track.php?id=/photos/2008/oct08/USAnationals0...
it's prehaps too dangerous to mix people running brakes and people running brakeless in a tight crit race. think about it.
pays better then any silly rr race you've entered in your life...
its the annual hipster d-bag criterium! i love how brakeless is a requirement. red hook is going to be extra-douchey that night!
Is this
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=49863417310&ref=mf
I'm going to carry Matt around on a folding chair the next time I see him. Maybe even give him a check for $18.
being called a sandbagger is like a NYVC bar mitzvah
...sorry to interrupt your little nyc wheel-suck love-fest but hey dammit, there's a new toto here !!!...
...& as much as i can appreciate levi, the "bottle" nick-name is bloody hilarious...poor baby...
...anyway, in a couple a' days, 'bottle', 'ouch', c-horny, sniffer, primo donna & the full cast will come pedallin' past my door & it's gotta be a barn burner w/ this years crew...
...love, bgw...
Has Schmalz ever been called a Sandbagger?
You've arrived when you are called a sandbagger... congrats Matt. Ride strong and good luck in '09
Look at his results. It's not like he is winning every race. He has raced in some big races and those results are wieghted pretty high. It looks like Battenkill was his only top 5. Give the guy a break and a pat on the back. Congrat's on the ranking Rich.
Pack Filler
Richards is getting blasted for being a sandbagger and he hasn't even raced in '09 yet. I aspire to be called a sandbagger. I'd wear it as a badge of honor - get a wristband, put it on my kit, tattoo it on my cat.
sorry, can't upgrade by winning park races.
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Downhill/video/x2m62b_mondia...
They say Gene Roddenbury got the idea for Star Trek by Listening to him talk in his sleep
Allow me to speak for Monsieur Richard:
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/09/riding-balls-out-haters-and-hate...
All you haters...
https://www.usacycling.org/results/index.php?compid=250795
one mans trash is another mans treasure
Is it actually possible to be the #1 ranked 4 without accumulating enough points to upgrade? If so, then maybe we should withold the trash talk.
I think it means exactly that. He's the best sandbagger in the Empire State.
What does "The #1 ranked cat 4 in the state" mean?
Isn't that entire program a pyramid scheme? I heard Alex Ostroy has disappeared and was last seen boarding a plane with two cloth duffle bags adorned with dollar signs.
I'm not very sure I know what that means...
Schmalz [Self-Deprecating Middle-Finger Taunter] says it’s a stretch, but I think I can do it.
Schmalz [You know, THAT guy] says it’s a stretch, but I think I can do it.
Schmalz [Marco's Food Taster] says it’s a stretch, but I think I can do it.
pimpin' ain't easy.
How much coin does it take to become a part owner in the nyvelocity team?
Hanging with Isaac the Bartender would be payment enough for me.
charo's been making that argument since her days on "the love boat," but it hasn't quite panned out for her...
at least you've got your own cool training blog and don't have to wear fruit basket on your head.
Doesn't making it imply some sort of monetary compensation?
you know you've made it when you've got a 1 word name.
I'd say I'm more of a "cher" actually
"Gypsies, tramps and thieves..."
Why did CRCA feel that in the Matt Richards they had to ID "Schmalz"
Schmalz [Pacifico-Hincapie Sportswear racer] says it’s a stretch, but I think I can do it.
Is there anyone out there who doesn't know the Man/Myth/Legend? At this point Schmalz is like Pele or Madonna. Or at least, Seal.
Wow, you win the prize for spotting the obscure.
... the little man made of cancer cells pic
I got the CJ reference but what isthe IA part?
He is my favorite cycling celebrity as well.
The origin of "bottle" - we just made it up of course...
http://nyvelocity.com/content/toto/2009/toto-turns-118
where does the "bottle" reference come from for levi?
that's a darned funny toto this week, sirs.
who's CJIA?
who's matt richards?
http://www.crca.net/2009/02/matt-richards-interview/
Oh man am I getting old.
this is the first time I hear this expression
Thanks TOTO I learn a new world today.
Now I feel like the day was not a waste and its only 8:30am
cheers
MQ
Why so surprised, Toto?
Post new comment