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As the Toto Turns 168

Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:39pm by Andy

 The LacTote 2000.

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Hilarious. Thanks. I guess
By: Florian Fork
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 12:13pm

Hilarious. Thanks.

I guess we'll know if this works by the number of pros wives who nurse their children for 2, 3, 4 or more years...

Egh
By: West Coast Reader
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:56pm

Egh, he's not so tough (clip at 0:51).

Those Coors Lite Jerseys' are awfully ugly! Maybe that's why Davis got punched, no one should ride in such badly designed jerseys!

Good bye neon colors man.

zanoli whacks phinney
By: Corentin Skidmark
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:41pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFbSnACJA54

The zoom at :51 is priceless

Why don't you read the second
By: Jules Crank
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:38pm

Why don't you read the second to last frame?

What drugs are YOU on?
By: Mr. Completely
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:30pm

'Is the last frame Sastre?' Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Just a guess
By: Bent Overmi
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:57pm

Just a guess, but looks like we have a world class lactating threshold on our hands.

I figured out the shirts:
By: mikeweb
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:22am

The "Angel.Devil" shirts. Those are the names of her 'girls': the right one is 'Angel' and the left one is 'Devil'. I'm not sure how that applies to his shirt though...

Is it German made?
By: Shamwow
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:11am

Is it German made? Everyone knows the Germans make great stuff.

slap chop look like dan
By: Rosso Gel
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:07pm

slap chop look like dan schmalz

Just thinkin' out loud....
By: Richard Veronkadonk
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:53pm

Is that why Lance calls Levi "Bottle?"

Euro-trash at it's greatest!
By: Nope
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:35pm

Euro-trash at it's greatest!

Central Scrutinizer
By: Dong Work For Yuda
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:31pm

If you act now - because you know we can't do this all day - we'll throw in a DiLuca plastic peloton person and a "How to get away with anything" book by Lance Armstrong.

Fettucini, Linguini, Cecchini.

We need more of...
By: Ol' Fart
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:00am

...Bawm Chikka Bawm Bawm!!

Too much LacTote 2000 and you
By: Billy Mays
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:54am

Too much LacTote 2000 and you can go Ka-BOOM!

Is that a slap chop in your pants
By: Thomas Rivnut
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:23am

...or are you just happy to sham me ?

EP au lait
By: Axel Tubie
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:19am

That couple are so thoroughly amoral they're almost charming. wouldn't supriose me to hear the baby was planned... as a doping alibi!

riccolaaaaaaaa! hack hack
By: Damien Bushing
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:12am

riccolaaaaaaaa!

hack hack cough cough....

no, it's rICCO
By: Ruben Saddlebag
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:56am

no, it's rICCO

this week is back in form
By: i am mclovin
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:54am

chicka chicka yeaaaaah

show me your teets, ricco!
By: Quentin Housing
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:13am

show me your teets, ricco!

oral transfer
By: Spanish Uncle Fella
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:51am

it's not...you're not....no...you just toss off these accusations, but you never grab a hold of the issue and pull out the essence of the story. You milk it for whatever you can get, draining it of all its last juices, but then you just swallow up your pride and blow off anything directly accusatory.

All star cast!
By: Schmirnov
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:17am

Loving Cera and Vince. Is the last frame Sastre?

Nuts
By: MacRoadie
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:54am

"You're gonna love my nut(s)"

Toto forgot
By: Sedric Spoke
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:20am

the ShamWow for clean-up

zucchini, martini, bikini,
By: Jasper Limit Screw
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:01am

zucchini, martini, bikini, cecchini, bianchi, campy un-dici, Ricco-Rossi!!!

vincitorini!!!

funny & so wrong
By: Threadlock
Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:47pm

funny & so wrong

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