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As the Toto Turns 259

Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:03pm by Andy Shen

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Help I'm being held at Aigle
By: Andy Shen
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:28pm

Help I'm being held at Aigle against my will.
Signed 'Lingbo' Shen

By: Marius Clamp
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:27pm

I'm starting to wonder if the UCI stepped in and claimed jurisdiction over cycling humor. It's been a long time since the last Toto.

By: Francesco Gel
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:32pm

See you at the Party, Richter.

These are so fucking great
By: Benedetto Dry Lube
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:07pm

I can't wait for the next comic

Last Toto?
By: Helmut Crabon
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:33pm

Just wondering...

Total Recall
By: Dorian Headbadge
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 10:37am

Next: Armstrong visits "Recall" and finally finds out that he's been doping and deceiving the public for a decade. Armstrong seeks redemption on a trip to Mars. It was never Lance's fault, it was the brain butchers at the UCI ("MCQUAID!!!!!!!!!!!") who was the evil mastermind.

Boo Hoo British
By: Lukas Wave Ring
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 6:34pm

The mighty Brits have a shitty race because their tactics were terrible (no Sean Yates on the radio) and whine about everyone racing against them. Not to mention Phil Ligget complaining about the loss of some track races. Waaaaaaaaaaaa. Go Vino! Attack and win like a man, don't sit in like the rider from the Isle of Man.

Need more toto!
By: Paolo Compliant
Mon, 07/23/2012 - 5:51pm

If only there was some big cycling event going on that Toto could kind of touch upon...

BigTex vs well, pretty much everyone
By: Bernardo Polished
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:23am

Nowhere do we read stuff like "why doesn't BigTex stop wasting money on lawyers and PR hacks that could go towards curing cancer?" Will they televise the arbitration hearings? THAT I would pay to see!!!!

Sheer coincidence
By: Roberto El Gringo
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 5:27am

Sheer coincidence.

JV Archive
By: Baldo Ziptie
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:12pm

"I won't take a pill but my eye's swollen shut!" Way to dig deep in the JV vault.

Federal judge rejects LA's suit
By: Pseudonymous
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 7:56pm

"This Court is not inclined to indulge Armstrong's desire for publicity, self-aggrandizement or vilification of Defendants, by sifting through eighty mostly unnecessary pages in search of the few kernels of factual material relevant to his claims... Contrary to Armstrong's apparent belief, pleadings filed in the United States District Courts are not press releases, internet blogs, or pieces of investigative journalism. All parties, and their lawyers, are expected to comply with the rules of this Court, and face potential sanctions if they do not."

Back to the drawing board, Fabiani!

Wiggins must have just gotten
By: Romain Locknut
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:20pm

Wiggins must have just gotten a big shot of Scrotox.

Bone idleness
By: Pseudonymous
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:07pm

F****** w*****s. C***s.

anger indicates balls?
By: sinep
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:29am

anger indicates balls?

or it indicates balls, you
By: Tom Crank
Sun, 07/08/2012 - 10:04pm

or it indicates balls, you should grow some.

anger-based denial usually
By: Rim Job
Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:34pm
Yea, he got crushed by noted
By: Threadlock
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:43am

Yea, he got crushed by noted climber Spartacus

seeing how early he got
By: Rim Job
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:34am

seeing how early he got dropped in today's stage, leipheimer must've agreed to stop doping as part of his usada deal as well

Lucareli & Castaldi Cup #6 Results 7-7-12
Results from today race, which wrapped up about an hour ago, are posted online at USAC

David Sommerville
Sommerville Sports Results Service

Toto rising
By: Luca Hammer
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:04pm

Best Toto in a couple of years. VdV and Hincapie get the best lines. Shoulda stuck Hinault in there with the Badger and DZ...

You don't 69 The Badger. You
By: Paolo Compliant
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:27pm

You don't 69 The Badger. You just 9 his manly bottom while he 6es the finish line - ahead of you.

Decimate: to select by lot
By: Lucas Downtube
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:24pm

Decimate: to select by lot and execute every tenth soldier of (a unit).

Dong Work For Yuda
By: Bernardi Compliant
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:15pm

Can't wait for Wonderboy's response! Will he fight and risk having all revealed, or will he tuck tail and hide? I doubt he'll hide.


Toto 259!
By: Thibaut Seatmast
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:46pm

Freaking hilarious! Switching numbers with TF and his subsequent takeouts, that's funniest s*&t i've seen in a long time.

Just coincidence that
By: Johnny Big Ring
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:05pm

Just coincidence that Bruyneel writes a piece in that same newspaper, right?

Just coincidence that
By: Johnny Big Ring
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:05pm

Just coincidence that Bruyneel writes a piece in that same newspaper, right?

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